The Sad Clown, Love's Jester, Her fool, Winds down, Fades Away. Jokes Spent, Brunt of them all. To tired to Dance, Entertain,… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You know, it's… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
What I loved about wrestling was just being foolish, so I studied clown. I studied clown. I studied the art of clown.… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join… — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
These are truly special days we live in - where a clown in a gown can make her very own drag queen… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Go ahead and fail. But fail with wit, fail with grace, fail with style. A mediocre failure is as insufferable as a… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The class erupted into noisy laughter and, since I was always, and have always been, determined that merriment should never be seen… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Time for a new business model for the 21st century. For starters, retire that outdated and creepy clown. You can be a… — Michele Simon Copy Share Image
I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown.… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I was shy. I was painfully shy, until fifth grade when I transferred to another school and befriended the class clown. And… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Somewhere, right at the bottom of one’s own being, one generally does know where one should go and what one should do.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yorkie has officially retired about 5 times... The man's a clown... People are going on about the game and agents and directors… — Roy Keane Copy Share Image
A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
“My paranoia wasn't always right, but just to be on the safe side, I never went to sleep with a clown in… — Mark Henwick Copy Share Image
As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've… — Nadine Velazquez Copy Share Image
As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely… — Gemma Ward Copy Share Image
I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown. — Stephen Lang Copy Share Image
Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns,… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying.… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name… — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
“I hate clowns,” I say. “Why’d you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren’t enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys… — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
I loved being my father's audience and watching him in front of the mirror as he talked to himself made up like… — Claude Picasso Copy Share Image
A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It's true I have a side of me that isn't very adult. I can get very emotional about things. I can become… — Sylvie Guillem Copy Share Image
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
She doesnt want me...around. She's got something to hide I think she want's a clown, someone to take for a ride...What I… — Barrington Levy Copy Share Image
Ahmadinejad is just a buffoon, sort of a clown on the international scene who tries to be provocative so he can get… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
It's been hard to gain acceptance in England without the clown makeup because I wore the costume as part of my act… — Leo Sayer Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
Growing up the way that I did - I grew up with a lot of cousins - you just have this imagination,… — Dania Ramirez Copy Share Image
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever.… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
'This guy's a clown! He's just all talk!' I've heard that many times in my career. And then they're sleeping in the… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
I am not a rodeo clown, like, "Everything is awesome!" I really worked hard on myself and things and struggled to get… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway… — Willard R. Espy Copy Share Image
The medical clown connects with patients in a way that is markedly different from the rest of their experience in the hospital. — Jeff Raz Copy Share Image
“One clown sleeping in a car is not tragic. One clown sleeping with your wife in his car—tragic. Especially if you’re inside… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
