When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over… — Craig Stone Copy Share Image
There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Let me ask you: Who do you prefer, a clown organizing your menu - with all due respect to Mr. McDonald -… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
In earlier years, I was more of a clown with a big bag of tricks. I'd show up in the studio and… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
I always knew I was quite good at getting laughs. At school, I loved having a ready audience if I made a… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I'm the oldest of nine, so I know I need to be heard over all the ruckus, and I think I'm less… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so -… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
'We really shouldn't look like a church.' I've heard that so much I want to vomit. 'Why?' I ask. 'Do you want… — Charles R. Swindoll Copy Share Image
None of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I was always getting in trouble because I was the class clown but I always made teacher laugh. I remember I thought… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“But it was only her old rival Payasa standing behind her. "¿De dónde?" Payasa sauntered toward her, head thrown back, joy on… — Lynne Ewing Copy Share Image
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the _buffone_, or clown, and was therefore the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
For bipolar in adults, I think there's pretty good agreement about what this looks like. For bipolar in children, there is some… — Thomas R. Insel Copy Share Image
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show.… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
We used to have a photo of me in full clown makeup taken when my son was 5. And when he was… — Bill Irwin Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a… — RuPaul Copy Share Image
I am preppy, geek-chic with a touch of Bozo the Clown with a touch of 'Showgirls.' Sometimes, I look at myself and… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was quite hyperactive as a young kid, and then when I got to high school I was just the class clown.… — Joe Wicks Copy Share Image
“Perhaps some of your classmates might benefit eef you offered your services as tutor, non?” I heard some of the girls in… — Serra Elinsen Copy Share Image
Most of my teachers didn't like me. I didn't get good grades because I pretty much lived at the public access studio.… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
“I took the Nuban's bow. I didn't trust the midget to be able to run down any thieves, and besides, I might… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions,… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
Well said marvelmarvey! This clown is ntnoihg more than a TV evangelist a modern day Joe Karbo! Or a PT Barnum! I… — Franchesca Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people assume from my music and stuff I'm constantly talking about deep and meaningful things, but then… — Ella Henderson Copy Share Image
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“Christmas was almost four months in the rearview mirror, and there was something awful about Christmas music when it was nearly summer.… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I'd do little unexpected… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
Colby waits and fights guys that aren't winning, unless it's a title fight. He's selling his soul, looking like a clown, and… — Belal Muhammad Copy Share Image
People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I loved performing; I was always trying to impress my siblings by being a clown. I think that came from being the… — Rose Byrne Copy Share Image
