I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival. — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive. — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cigar.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends,… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. — Daisy Fuentes Copy Share Image
“On My Interest in Smoking Cigars “You’re not a cigar guy…. Well, the first reason that jumps out at me is that… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man… — Eugene Field Copy Share Image
You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Perhaps,' I wearily suggest, 'reading is the opiate of the educated classes.' 'Is it? Are you thinking of becoming a flower child?'… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love,… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Late hours, nocturnal cigars, and midnight drinkings, pleasurable though they may be, consume too quickly the free-flowing lamps of youth, and are… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
The Federal Reserve - all of them - could be sitting on a barrel of dynamite, and then pouring gasoline on top… — Marc Faber Copy Share Image
It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
From 'the lesson of the moth': and before i could argue him out of his philosophy he went and immolated himself on… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
There were so many bands in New Orleans. But most of the musicians had day jobs, you know -- trades. They were… — Zutty Singleton Copy Share Image
I spent six years as a child growing not far from Las Vegas.I use to sit on the porch of our home… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one… — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
“Roosevelt pulled a cigar from his pocket and lit it. “How can you smoke at a time like this?” asked the captain.… — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
I just naturally started to play music. My whole family played-my daddy played, my mother played. My daddy played bass, my cousin… — T-Bone Walker Copy Share Image
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
