Cigar Quotes

“sometimes a digar is just a cigar”

— Anonymous

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

— Sigmund Freud

MONICA LIKED ONLY ONE CIGAR. MINE.

— Bill Clinton

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

— George Washington

I expect a cigar…not lit, hopefully

— Phil Jackson

I'm a cigar aficionado.

— John Cena

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

— William Maginn

“Close but no cigar”

— Lawrence Sanders

Paint the entire ship? Id rather eat my cigar!

— Hannibal

On a cold winter morning a cigar fortifies the soul.

— Stendhal

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

— James Woods

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

— Groucho Marx

A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.

— Malcolm Forbes

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

— George Burns

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

— Rush Limbaugh

The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.

— Anonymous

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

— George Burns

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke,…

— Sigmund Freud

“A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure.”

— Leo Tolstoy

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

— George Burns

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

— Mark Grace

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

— Brad Shaw

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.

— Mary Wilson Little

One should be an enigma not just to others but to oneself too. I study myself. When I'm tired of that I…

— Soren Kierkegaard

Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my…

— Catherine the Great

Of course, I started as a collector. A true collector. I can remember as if it were only yesterday the heart-pounding excitement…

— Edward G. Robinson

I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna…

— Schoolboy Q

...he had a fascinating technique of gnawing his cigar from one corner of his mouth to the other, as if his teeth…

— Leslie Ford

No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to…

— Mark Twain

“He lit his cigar and sat back at peace with the world; I, too, was at peace in another world than his.…

— Evelyn Waugh

You’re just the romantic age,” she continued- “fifty. Twenty-five is too worldly wise; thirty is apt to be pale from overwork; forty…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Everything was a trap: women, drugs, whiskey, wine, scotch, beer - even beer - cigars, and cigarettes. Traps: Work or no work.…

— Charles Bukowski

I did have a deal for a little while a cigar company that never really materialized that much, except that I ended…

— Ron White

I loved playing (Aaron Echols on 'Veronica Mars.') I was really sad when I got my head blown off, but...that seems to…

— Harry Hamlin

Take a quick dip, relax with a schnapps and a sandwich, stretch out, have a smoke, take a nap or just rest,…

— Annie Dillard

Sublime tobacco! which from east to west, Cheers the tar's labour or the Turkman's rest; Which on the Moslem's ottoman divides His…

— Lord Byron

Inspiration can show up almost any time, though I have yet to see anyone scratching out melodic ideas on a restaurant napkin…

— William P. Perry

The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He…

— Franklin P. Adams

It's a very smart, progressive bunch, these people that make country music. They're not country hicks sitting behind a desk with a…

— Brad Paisley