Close but no cigar

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters…

— Bernie Mac

When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the young dog…

— Corey Ford

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

— Bill Cosby

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

— John Galsworthy

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

— Anonymous

If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing,…

— Jack Nicklaus

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

— Mark Twain

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

— Daisy Fuentes

“On My Interest in Smoking Cigars “You’re not a cigar guy…. Well, the first reason that jumps out at me is that you hold…

— Justin Halpern

And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for…

— Leo Tolstoy

You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in…

— Michael Buble

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

— D. L. Hughley

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

— Mark Grace

Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

— Moliere

“I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.”

— Wilkie Collins