My sister called me "Buzzard" when I was a baby - she couldn't say "Brother" so I've been Buzz my whole life. — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. — Giacomo Leopardi Copy Share Image
Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
“...don't kid yourself. Keep the baby - I have no other advice for you. Children are the best thing in the world.” — Elvira Baryakina Copy Share Image
Serve you right if something did get you, you useless lot of cry-babies! — William Golding Copy Share Image
It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay. — Caroline Corr Copy Share Image
Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“The second month is baby’s social debut—the coming out of herself. She opens up her hands to greet people. She opens her… — William Sears Copy Share Image
If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a… — Ghulam Nabi Azad Copy Share Image
It's always when you think that you've lost a little of the baby weight that someone steps in grabs a handful of… — Tori Spelling Copy Share Image
And that phrase - 'sleeping like a baby.' Some blonde said it blithely on the subway the other day. I wanted to… — Jenny Offill Copy Share Image
Well you wave your hand and they scatter like crows They have nothing that will ever capture your heart They're just thorns… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I loved my second trimester! I didn't feel sick anymore and had more energy. My bloated belly turned into a baby bump,… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
