Baby Quotes · Page 57

Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in…

— Jerome K. Jerome

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

— Mark Twain

Can’t clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don’t punk out. Make it count.

— Rachel Vincent

Keep in mind, when you hit rock bottom, there ain't nowhere to go but up, baby.

— Ludacris

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.

— Shaquille O'Neal

I want somebody else to have my baby. I want them to have my DNA, but I don't want to have it.

— GloRilla

Like Guitar in Son of Solomon, and Son in Tar Baby, he believed that harmony could never exist between the races.

— Toni Morrison

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

— Tina Fey

Even though it was a start-up with fewer than 20 people, and I was pregnant with my first child, the best decision…

— Susan Wojcicki

People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll…

— Anna Kendrick

Time rushes by and yet time is frozen. Funny how we get so exact about time at the end of life and…

— Helen Prejean

We should remember what a rapper like Tupac Shakur was doing, to a certain degree, who came from an experience of politicization…

— Bocafloja

Bed and Breakfasts are really, really hard to run. You're the first one up and the last one to go to bed.…

— Dean McDermott

“All kinds of things can affect your baby’s sleep: teething, sickness, vacations, visitors, vaccinations, or simply disruptions to your daily routine.”

— Elizabeth Pantley

The science can tell you that the thousands of pseudo-scientific parenting books out there - not to mention the 'Baby Einstein' DVDs…

— Alison Gopnik

I decided to become an actor at five. I saw the most gorgeous woman that I had ever seen in my five…

— Niecy Nash

OCTOBER BABY is a profoundly beautiful story and a powerful testament to the importance of every human life.

— Marjorie Dannenfelser

You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I start loving you.

— Carlos Santana

The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.

— Shel Silverstein

I can't help having a baby. It's a part of my life and so I shouldn't be discriminated against because of it.

— Anna Paulina Luna

I don't understand how women can manage to get back in shape with a new baby and a job.

— Jennifer Garner

I clean this teapot with the kind of attention I would have were I giving the baby Buddha or Jesus a bath.

— Anonymous

“When I see an evil person, I cannot believe that once he was an innocent and sweet baby.”

— Amit Kalantri

It’s like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait...

— David Levithan

“A baby’s crying is biologically designed to motivate us to stop it.”

— Gabrielle Palmer

I took Bobby Kennedy through the delta and he cried like a baby.

— Charles Evers

I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because…

— Ruth Warrick

I am working on a book urging the beating to death of baby whales using the dead bodies of baby seals.

— Paul Fussell

I'm not religious. I do have a baby - a four-month old girl - and that's a religion in itself.

— George Meyer

I've been wearing the same brand of underwear since I was a baby.

— Camille Rowe

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

— Doug Stanhope

We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves.

— Bernie Worrell

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

— Mike Harding

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.

— Don Henley

“We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.”

— Grace Williams

Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!

— Shawn Michaels

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

— Eamon Dunphy

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

— Felipe Esparza

This little boy is my pride and joy and one of the reasons I live(:<3

— Anonymous

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.

— Dakota Fanning