Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics. — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside. — Margaret Smith Copy Share Image
If alcohol is evil, then alcoholics are the people who constantly and selflessly fight the evil in this world. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My father was on the Alcoholics Anonymous wishlist. My mother was on... parole. And lithium. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses. — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous,… — Clive James Copy Share Image
It is useless for alcoholics to worry about the future, for there will soon be no future for them to worry about. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight… — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Managers are to information as alcoholics are to booze. They consume enormous amounts, constantly crave more, but have great difficulty in digesting… — Robert Heller Copy Share Image
Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I hope the reader's sense that I am deeply empathetic with the pain of being in a desperate marriage, but I also… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
The drivenness in any addiction is about the ruptured self, the belief that one is flawed as a person. The content of… — John Bradshaw Copy Share Image
Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Suppose it was demonstrated that one out of twenty alcoholics could learn to become a moderate social drinker. The experienced clinician would… — Paul Samuelson Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends who come from alcoholic families, and they aren't alcoholics, because someone explained it to them. When… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
I hated Hollywood. It’s a town without pity. Only success counts. I know of no other place in the world where so… — Grace Kelly Copy Share Image
My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ...… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Alcoholics Anonymous was proclaimed the correct treatment for alcoholism over seventy-five years ago despite the absence of any scientific evidence of the… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
By now, the corporations that dominate our media, like alcoholic fat cats, treat this situation as theirs by right... Their concept of… — Ben Bagdikian Copy Share Image
“AA has managed to survive, in part, because members who become and remain sober speak and write about it regularly. This is… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
In my earliest of years, my mother was a huge force in my life. She was for all intents and purposes, a… — Harry Belafonte Copy Share Image
All writers are egomaniacal, manic-depressive, drug-addicted alcoholics. You want to have that fix again. — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart. — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
Even prostitutes, alcoholics, embezzlers - I won't rehearse the whole catalogue - need health insurance. — William Levada Copy Share Image
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image