Alcoholics Quotes · Page 3

I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.

— Kurt Rambis

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

— Christian Finnegan

What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do.

— Anonymous

“Alcoholics are so selfish.”

— Catherine McKenzie

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

— Burt Lancaster

I had a 10-year heroin habit and kicked that. Then I became an alcoholic. I drank two fifth's a day.

— Stan Getz

Montreal's not a city. It's a Disney World for alcoholics.

— Mike Wilmot

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

— Chelsea Handler

I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic.

— Sylvia Plath

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not.

— Betty Ford

My admiration for the phenomenon of Alcoholics Anonymous is boundless.

— Mercedes McCambridge

I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time.

— Neil Young

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

— Natasha Leggero

What has been America's most nurturing contribution to the culture of this planet so far? Many would say jazz. I, who love…

— Kurt Vonnegut

No child is born a delinquent. They only became that way if nobody loved them when they were kids. Unloved children grow…

— Jeannette Walls

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get…

— Mike Ditka

[ If I wasn't making music ] I'd probably end up going to school, I never went to school. Or just give…

— Mac DeMarco

“She’s happier than Nicola. That’s probably true. Alcoholics can stop drinking but what is there for the children of alcoholics? Is it…

— Roddy Doyle

I think one of the other myths is that your environment determines your happiness. That if you are living with an alcoholic…

— Gary Chapman

Government doesn't work. You work, I work, Federal Express works, Microsoft works, the Salvation Army works, Alcoholics Anonymous works, but government doesn't.

— Harry Browne

I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about…

— Roseanne Barr

The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're…

— Jeff Garlin

Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he…

— Agatha Christie

In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The…

— Alex Ferguson

Very few alcoholics get into a treatment program until they are at the end of the rope, often when they feel like…

— Gary Chapman

How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around…

— Jonathan Ames

“I’m telling you, the ingenuity of alcoholics is something else. If only it could be put to some kind of good use.…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I met [my editor] in a bar where alcoholic beverages are served and I bought her one and I told her the…

— Daniel Handler

In the US the overwhelming majority of those executed are psychotic, alcoholic, drug addicted or mentally unstable. They frequently are raised in…

— George Ryan

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…

— George Carlin

“AA makes inflated claims about itself. Its foundational document, Alcoholics Anonymous (commonly referred to as the “Big Book” and a perennial best…

— Lance Dodes

Well, when Eleanor Roosevelt's mother dies, she goes to live with her Grandmother Hall. And her Grandmother Hall is in mourning. She's…

— Blanche Wiesen Cook

If we were a culture of high-risk alcoholics, and suddenly we had Jack Daniels piped into our houses, we would be feeding…

— Jeffrey Kluger

My self . . . is a dramatic ensemble. Here a prophetic ancestor makes his appearance. Here a brutal hero shouts. Here…

— Paul Klee

On the river path in Boston beauty was most expressed as youth and intelligence. That made sense; sixty degree-giving institutions, some three…

— Kim Stanley Robinson

It takes a lot of time to be a good junkie or alcoholic - you spend hours getting the necessary supplies, then…

— Joshua Mohr

I really needed to dramatize and clarify that Rachel was taking strides towards her own healing and her own sobriety - and…

— Erin Cressida Wilson

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

— Robin Williams

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.

— Mitch Hedberg

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

— Raymond Chandler