It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
In the wake of my spiritual experience there came a vision of a society of alcoholics. — Bill W Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Father says hot water can be as stimulating as an alcoholic drink and though I never come by one...I can well believe… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It took a great deal of acceptance to come to terms with being an alcoholic, but the acceptance was key to my… — Dennis Eckersley Copy Share Image
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an… — Willie Aames Copy Share Image
The only merciful thing about drug abuse is the speed with which it devastates you. Alcoholics can take decades to destroy themselves… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
Western movies always seemed to show Indian women washing clothes at the creek and men with a tomahawk or spear in their… — Wilma Mankiller Copy Share Image
Epicurus thought that friendship and conviviality, which require present attention rather than being in an alcoholic stupor, as well as trying to… — Catherine Wilson Copy Share Image
A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic,… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Nobody understands that by the time the addiction has set in the alcoholic is mandated to drink ... he cannot not drink!… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
Wine is the most noble and beneficial of alcoholic drinks. Wine is for the sedentary whose work is thinking. Natural wines have… — Arthur Brisbane Copy Share Image
We were looking for someone who could get the film [Filth] made at that kind of level, with the finance we wanted,… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see my kids do the same thing — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
“You know, American alcoholics are pretty fucking hard to insult.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image