I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol. — Bare Naked Ladies Copy Share Image
A bottle of alcohol contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than… — Milton R. Hunter Copy Share Image
You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tend to play better in the studio, no pressures, just sheer volume and alcohol. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I think rap is all about what you feel about a situation and not just about cars, alcohol and women. — Raftaar Copy Share Image
“Every full bottle of alcohol has a message in it, a surprise that one will not discover until one drinks it.” — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Getting into my teen years, I was filled with so much shame and pain that I got really involved with drugs and… — Pattie Mallette Copy Share Image
Alcohol has never caused anyone to do something they didn't want to do. It only enables them to do what they've always… — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
A shot to kill the pain. A pill to drain the shame. A purge to end the gain. A cut to break… — Patience Copy Share Image
Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity. What one of us… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“At first, I taste bitter but slowly and gradually, I become your best friend at the times of happiness and sorrow. I… — Bhavik Sarkhedi Copy Share Image
In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
“ON GETTING DRUNK: "Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
An uncomfortable feeling is not an enemy. It's a gift that says, "Get honest; inquire." We reach out for alcohol, or television,… — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
Lucy Mercedes Martinez, my mother, was probably my first mentor. She really tried to take care of me in spite of myself,… — Richard Carmona Copy Share Image
Minus my relationship with Kennedy, I had no automatic invitation to Greek Parties or events, though Chaz and Erin could invite me… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
The ideal to which John Adams subscribed-that we would be a nation of laws, not of men-was quickly subverted when the churches… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
But then people don't read literature in order to understand; they read it because they want to re-live the feelings and sensations… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth? — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
