I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
The other day I try to silence my conscience with alcohol, but all I got was a terrible hangover — Lockedupoet Copy Share Image
Dad thinks vengeance is the coolest thing about the Lord. That, and turning water into alcohol. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I'm under the impression that if you're sick, you should just get really drunk. Alcohol kills bacteria. Bacteria causes sickness... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taxes do have a clear record of curbing the consumption of, and thus the public-health impact of, tobacco and alcohol. — Annie Lowrey Copy Share Image
No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book or painting can replace alcohol in its power to give man… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
“Can I buy you a drink when you get off?" "I don't drink. Alcohol is bad for my legs." "Do they swell?"… — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
Bad day?" "Every day is a bad day here." "Eh, this place isnt't so terrible." "How are you always cheerful?" "Alcohol," he… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and… — Kenneth H. Cooper Copy Share Image
Practitioners of tantra don't decide to break the rules. They are not particularly hung up on having sex or eating meat or… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Shock waves to a tired brain, sends that hungry lady to my door again. She's my shelter from the storm when I… — Elton John Copy Share Image
I feel like the sexy clothes put a bar between you. It's like putting an alcohol drenched piece of wood between you… — Thandie Newton Copy Share Image
It took me a long time to reach the bottom and it went through various stages. I went from drugs into an… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
American men are allotted just as many tears as American women. But because we are forbidden to shed them, we die long… — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going… — Heather King Copy Share Image
If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I took great pride in my performance on and off the field, and often questioned why our culture embraces alcohol while simultaneously… — Mark Stepnoski Copy Share Image
Tai chi is the one exercise that can universally help solve our growing health crisis. It has stood the test of thousands… — Bruce Frantzis Copy Share Image
“The challenge lies in knowing how to bring this sort of day to a close. His mind has been wound to a… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
“I've found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that's why I always… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I was poisoning myself with alcohol and medicating myself. I was trying to numb things. I was trying not to feel things,… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.” — Joseph Livesey Copy Share Image
