Alcohol Quotes · Page 40

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

— Grace Slick

My relationship in the past with alcohol has been both good fun and unhealthy.

— Spencer Matthews

We drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to now. And tried to reach beyond the emptiness, but neither one…

— Dan Fogelberg

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna…

— Waylon Jennings

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

— George Best

Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.'

— Owen Wister

There is held to be no surer test of civilization than the increase per head of the consumption of alcohol and tobacco.…

— Havelock Ellis

I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it.…

— Harvey Martin

I believe I was born an addict, and alcoholic. The first time I drank alcohol, I just wanted more and more. During…

— Ruben Castaneda

“Outside of severe hallucinogens like PCP, by far the most “dangerous” drug of all is alcohol, and aside from the fistfights, car…

— Oliver Benjamin

“Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls…

— Habeeb Akande

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must…

— Scott Adams

Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts…

— Kiersten White

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a…

— Ritu

Despite popular opinion, there are no important parallels between Madonna and Monroe, who was a virtuoso comedienne but who was in secure,…

— Camille Paglia

I think we have lost our way when people like the [board of] governors and the CEO of the NYSE fail to…

— Charlie Munger

there is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable…

— Trevor Beattie

The effects of mescalin or LSD can be, in some respects, far more satisfying than those of alcohol. To begin with, they…

— Colin Wilson

Right now one in three teenagers meets the medical criteria for addiction, which is scary. I'm so driven because when I walked…

— Kristen Johnston

Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an…

— Bill Lee

“The thought that the Mayan culture managed to calculate the Earth’s passing through the plane of the Milky Way galaxy never failed…

— Jody Summers

“Alcohol does not a change a person’s fundamental value system. People’s personalities when intoxicated, even though somewhat altered, still bear some relationship…

— Lundy Bancroft

Sometimes I find my head spinning. Not because of alcohol, but because of my life.

— Lady Gaga

Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.

— Wilson Bryan Key

I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

— Toby Keith

Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!

— Nikhil Saluja

Alcohol is the river we sit on the banks of, contemplating. Sometimes we watch ourselves float past, sometimes we watch ourselves sink.

— Nick Flynn

I don't consume alcohol or colas. But I don't judge people who do. People make their own decisions.

— Ayushmann Khurrana

In any case, if there's information a parolee is using drugs or alcohol, that is definitely something we would like to know.

— Russ Marlan

Other people's films are like a cocktail, a little alcohol with water and juice. My films are like pure vodka.

— Jiang Wen

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

— George Best

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

— Steve Martin

The ready availability of suicide, like sex and alcohol, is one of life's basic consolations.

— Edward Abbey

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

— Lou Reed

It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

— Jack Handey

“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.”

— Vish Patil

Alcohol is not a way to forget, is a way to numb old feelings that sooner or later will returnà

— Lockedupoet

I also admit, that there are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits which are not good…

— Samuel Johnson