Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore. — Bill Lee Baseball Copy Share Image
People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw. — Bill Lee Football Copy Share Image
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have… — Bill Lee Body Copy Share Image
The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be. — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay… — Bill Lee Army Copy Share Image
The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All… — Bill Lee Drug testing Copy Share Image
Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards. — Bill Lee Baseball Copy Share Image
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees. — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd… — Bill Lee Baseball Copy Share Image
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and… — Bill Lee Baseball Copy Share Image
I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side… — Bill Lee Body Copy Share Image
Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the… — Bill Lee Ballparks Copy Share Image
I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had… — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an… — Bill Lee Alcohol Copy Share Image
The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth? — Bill Lee Copy Share Image
![“I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.” quote by Bill Lee](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/769/bill-lee-26393_ballparks_i-told-reporters-that-i-sprinkled-mariju_1401027.jpg)
