I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my…
“I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.”
About This Quote
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He humorously claims marijuana made him immune to pollution, leading to a baseball commissioner’s disfavor.
In simple terms: He jokes about using weed to block fumes, which got him blacklisted.
Avoid mixing substances with performance expectations.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- athlete interviews
- public statements
- media appearances
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What are the risks of publicizing drug use?
- How does humor affect credibility?
Claims may be exaggerated or not scientifically supported.