Alcohol Quotes · Page 41

I did mostly alcohol. There were drugs, too - pills - and there was a danger that I would go over the…

— Johnny Depp

But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.

— David Gest

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

— Scott Adams

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

— Johnny Depp

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never…

— Winston Churchill

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

— Bill Hicks

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.”

— Jo Nesbø

“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will…

— Italo Calvino

'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.…

— Christian Louboutin

time stood still. I fell into that beloved space that writers fall into, the reason most write, as it's better than drugs…

— Meg O'Brien

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as…

— Craig Ferguson

I don't abuse my body - I don't drink much alcohol, don't smoke and never have - but that's the same of…

— Morten Harket

I'm sure there have been a lot of boys I've chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity.…

— Noel Wells

It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There…

— Shirley Chisholm

“An alcohol-free wedding reception is like masturbating for an hour without reaching orgasm. It’s fun at the beginning, but after a while…

— Johnny Shaw

I had to de-program myself. From myself. Had to reinvent rituals of purification. So full of the vagrant pollutions of others. It…

— Lydia Lunch

“The others would then fall silent and she would continue about doped gallium arsenide detectors, or the ethanol content of the galactic…

— Carl Sagan

“Let me tell you something you probably already know. It's that second cork that should remain in the neck of the bottle.…

— Dorothea Benton Frank

We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of…

— William Duncan Silkworth

“The ceremonial differentiation of the dietary is best seen in the use of intoxicating beverages and narcotics. If these articles of consumption…

— Thorstein Veblen

“I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist;…

— Cornell Woolrich

It seems wrong and unfair that Christmas, with its stressful and unmanageable financial and emotional challenges, should first be forced upon one…

— Helen Fielding

Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A…

— Roland Barthes

“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”

— Acts 2:15

I used to think I was boy until alcohol proves me that I'm to old to be a boy.

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

— Hunter S Thompson

“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s…

— A.E. Housman

I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol.

— Rudy Espinoza

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

— Adolphus Busch

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

— Samuel Johnson

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast.

— Anonymous

Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.

— Nishan Panwar

Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed but must not be allowed to become necessary.

— Edgar Friedenberg

A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes...

— Raul Vasquez

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

— Oscar Wilde

Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day…

— Paul McCartney

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.

— Nikhil Saluja