The length & breadth & height of you
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
Hasna zindagi hai,
has kar gum bholana zindagi hai,
jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana zindagi hai
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
I" M" A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.
Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..
Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko,
khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,
dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!
Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Dil k labon pay aik dua rehti hai,
Har ghari mujhey aap ki parwah rehti hai,
Khuda har sukh zindagi ka kare atta aap ko,
Har dua main meri yeh iltija rehti hai,
When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
Hamar dil ko dil se churaya aap nay,
Door hotay howay bhi apna banaya aap nay,
Kabhi bhi na bhool pain gay aap ko,
Kiyon k yaad rakhna bhi sikhaya aap nay!
I'm on a mission!
Mission to make u cute,
2 make u beautiful,
2 make u smart,
2 make u genious.
.
.
.
.
in short.
.
.
.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Dil me har raaz daba k rakhte hain,
Honto pay muskan saja k rakhtey hain,
Ye duniya sirf khushi main saath deti hay,
Is liye hum apne aanso chupa k rakhte hain...
Boy:"I m not rich like Shariq,
I don't have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you"
Girl:"I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq."