SMS / Text Messages

Aruing with your boss

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

Promises r like babies

Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya

Yeh kaun muskura kar idhar say guzar gaya,
Bay noor rastoon main ujala bikhar gaya,

Socha bohut kisi say pyar na ho magar,
Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya..

Jab bhi hoi tujh say koi ghalti

Poch lo khuda se tere liye hi ham ne dua mangi,
Pooch lo hawa sey tere liye hi ham nay fiza mangi,

Jab bhi hoi tujh say koi ghalti,
Ham ne dua main apne liye saza mangi

Dead body cycling to school

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

Live in center of believe

How can u believe on the word 'believe',
when there is a lie in center ? ;)
- Think..

New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

Kisi or ko daikh k muskura na sakay

Bohat chaha magar unhain bhula na sakay,
Khalaon main kisi aur ko laa na sakay,

Usko daikh k ansu to poch liye,
Par kisi or ko daikh k muskura na sakay

Kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye

Kisi k sapnay kisi kay armaan ban jayen,
Kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye,

Bay panah pyaar kehtay hain usey,
Jab kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye,

har laash per kafan hota hai....

Zamin k paap chupanay ko gagan hota hai,
Mann ka paap chupanay ko badan hota hai,

Shayud mar ker bhi paap chupatay hain log,
Esi liye har laash per kafan hota hai....

This friend is born for me

My past says u met me.
My future says u will always remember me.
My dream says u care for me.
But my heart says this friend is born for me.