SMS / Text Messages

Wou would live forever

Work as though you would live forever,
and live as though you would die today.

(Og Mandino)

Tips for a Blissful Life

Tips for a Blissful Life:

LIVE widout pretending,
LOVE widout depending,
LISTEN widout defending,
SPEAK widout offending...!! :-)

Inside and outside college

The difference between
inside & outside d 'College' gate is..?

We played life inside
&
Life plays with us Outside.!

Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)

Want to make money through facebook?

Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

Man needs a poison

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

There is no end.

There is no end.
There is no beginning.
There is only the
infinite passion of life.

(Federico Fellini)

Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.