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50% of sardars are not donkeys

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.‚ 

Was my fault...

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"

Brightest star is missing

If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,

I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK

What is dream ?

An 0utstanding Answer By
A Child When Asked,
"What is DREAM..?"

He Replied:
"Where There Is No Price
Tags 0n The Toys Which
I Love n Like The Most..." =)

Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
.
.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

New economic analysis

New Economic Analysis:

Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)

Worth an explanation

If You Leave Someone
At Least Tell Them
WHY

Because

What's More Painful Than
Being Abandoned
Is Knowing
You Are Not Worth An
Explanation .... !!!

Line by a broken heart

Line by a broken heart

Sorry my heart is
Closed for renovation..!!!
Be back
When the damage has
Been repaired..!