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True relatives always stand behind u

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Sweet Women's Day MSG

You are as sweet inside as out. Hope your day is as sweet as you are!

Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Great Women's Day SMS

By and large,
mothers and housewives are the only workers
who do not have regular time off.

They are the great vacation-less class.

Last chance to run away

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

Scientific formula of water by sardar

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Beautiful message for womens day

A beautiful woman must expect
to be more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.

Happy Women's Day

Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Woman is like a tea bag

A woman is like a tea bag --
you never know how strong she is
until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happy Women's Day

Kept the door open while bathing

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.