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Himesh to magnify picture

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->

Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
"i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

Innocent eyes, kissable lips, great smile

Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thats enough about me ...
How about you ?

Feel d difference of boy / girl

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference;)

You are fair with the world

If you expect the world to be fair with you
because you are fair with them,

It is like expecting a lion not to eat you
because you don't eat lion.

Purity of honey

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Man standing on the scale

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Life is a ...

Life is
a dream for the wise,
a game for the fool,
a comedy for the rich,
a tragedy for the poor.

Always Be Like A Baby

Always Be Like A Baby

Because The Baby Does not know
About its Past As Well its Future

But He Enjoys Every Second of His Life.....!!!