A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the same till the life goes on!

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

Man : wtf..... :-P:-D

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH.
but when u love a right person,u r COMPLETE.
and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED.

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you,
darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

Sometimes in life we think
we don't need anyone,
But sometimes we don't have
anyone when we need someone.

So,hold good peoples around
&
never let your friends go!