SMS / Text Messages

The King, queen & chess

Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

How To Do Lip Gloss Kiss / flirty kiss for boyfriends

This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends.
Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or Chap Stick,
then rub your lips on your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too.
For extra fun,
surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.

A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.

A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.

An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.

Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti

Kismat do pal mein badal sakta he INSAN,
Per jo INSAN ko badal de wo kismat nahin hoti,

Apni kismat pe rota wohi shakhs hay jisko,
Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti

Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

Doesn't know his wife's opinion

When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d

Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna

Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta

Ik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jari hai

Tanha chor ker hum ko hasla bhi dete ho,
Saans cheen ker jeenay ki dua bhi dete ho,

Ik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jari hai,
Aur muskuranay ka mashwara bhi detay ho

Take good care of yourself

You mean a lot to me....
and so does your Health and Happiness.
So Here's a wish to say
& Take good care of Yourself !

I am teaching history.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

How To Do Earlobe Kiss

A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses,
The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips
and tugging gently downward.
For a more intense earlobe kiss,
add a little bit of tongue,
or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.