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A Student Service Msg...!

If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.

A Student Service Msg...!

Yoga affect on drinking habbit

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

Phool jaisa tera anjaam na honay doon ga

shaam say pahlay teri shaam na honay doon ga
zindagi main tujhay na.kaam na honay doon ga

lagnay doon ga na hawa tujh ko khizaoon ki kabhi
phool jaisa tera anjaam na honay doon ga

Heard that you"re not feeling well

Heard that you"re not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon!

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

What kisses mean?

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=....
lets not get carried away!

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par us ki shadi ho gaye sagar se,

Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati hay,
Par badnaam na ho MOHABBAT is liye wo laut jaati hay,

May u may not get well that soon

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even i don"t know.

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary