Funny SMS / Text Messages

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"

Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
.
.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

New economic analysis

New Economic Analysis:

Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)

Want to make money through facebook?

Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

Man needs a poison

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

No chip chip / no chik chik

DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik

Coffee and wine shop difference

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.