Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi

Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai

Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

1 molvi film actor k pas
masjid ka chanda mangne gaya..

Actor:ap log to kehte hain
k hamara paisa haram hai

Molvi:G, ap k paiso se
ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha

Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,

Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,

mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,

Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,

Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,

Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha

or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha

Peshab karna k bad
sab sa pahla kam
kya karna chaheya?
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jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo
ya b nae pata