Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

Go and water the plants

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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

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Sardar : u will go to jail..

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Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Tring Tring Tring.

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Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Sardar Joined a new job

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

ATM Jammed because of ...

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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

What is a adult joke?

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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.