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Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don't b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
"Kisay hor noo naa dasin"

Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha

Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,

Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah.

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless!

If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he's flirt,

If girl is silent, she's feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he's being rude

If girls walk in a group it's a group,
If a boy walk in a group it's GANG!

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

A girl's status at fb:
Weird day
A guy came up to me
&
told me he'd give me an iphone
if i sleep with him.

How ridiculous
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Updated via iphone

Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don't turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,

"Yaar, kitthay hai tu"

Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife :p

Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
OR
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?

Think about that & reply!

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!

Wife: what are u watching?

Man: our wedding DVD :p