Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
"Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

True saying about women.....

True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,

She dress up to irritate other women.

Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Most unfulfilled desire ..

The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

9 Highly disappointing situations -

Highly disappointing situations
Your best friend weds your lover!:'(
A close friend avoiding without reason! :(
10 mark question asked for 2mark! :(
Principal sitting near you on tour! :(
EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :(
Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/
Friend calling on b'day n not wishing! :@
Dear one suddenly stopped messaging! :o
Leaving this post without liking it too! :p

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook
1.Upload a new profile pic
2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc..
3.Be happy...
4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY
5.Be happy again!!!
6.Goto step 1. :p

Side effect of excess study

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
.
Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
.
.
Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
.
Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
.
Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P