Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
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Marry someone who can cook
Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t
:-P
Men are like bank accounts.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.
The Final Exam Will Be Based On
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
Nagative answer
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Habbit of talking in sleep
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
Go down to see my heart..
Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
I'm mind blowing
Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.
keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u
Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing
Whom women listens carefully
The only person to whom
women listens carefully
is a photographer .. :p
Please brush daily
Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily! :-)
Once upon a time
Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
"will you marry me?"
The girl replied,"No"
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.