Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Medicine to forget love

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"True love comes only 1 time with 1 person.

If it comes for the second time,
it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!!" :-)

Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

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TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:

1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.

Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

God help !!

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You can't tap your back for a job well done.
You can't hug yourself for comfort.
You can't cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That's why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can't.

Stop using caller tune / songs

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In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs

Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

Love begins with (today and yesterday)

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"LOVE"

Starts from eyes

Grows with gifts

End with tears

but 2day

"LOVE"

starts from mobiles

Grows with balance share

Ends with number busy

LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...

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LOVE YOUR HUSBAND

When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.

Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
He is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him if he criticize your cooking.
He is still improving his taste.

Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.

Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
He is saving money for future.

Love him Because...
You don't have a Choice...
and killing is a legal offense

Tell someone you love them today

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Tell someone you love them today,
because life is short.

But

Shout it at them in German,
because life is also terrifying and confusing

Height of over love

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Height of over love
A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because
He feels that her hand
Might pain while typing the text.

Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

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A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

Nice smelling mosquitoes repellent

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Dear Technology,

Its 2020 and we still don’t
have a perfume/body-spray
that smells nice and repels
mosquitoes.

I am really disappointed :-(