Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it's true.
(40 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
Loading...When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
(41 votes, average: 3.07 out of 5)Loading...Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
(30 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don't have!
(40 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
(59 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
(51 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That's all what my mama say to me:p
(22 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!
(25 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)Loading...Choose four
Select three
Love two
And
Marry one
(31 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
(42 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"
Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)
(34 votes, average: 3.26 out of 5)Loading...a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.