Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.
Exams SMS messages, wishes, funny, jokes, text messages and result sms
Exam SMS / Text Messages
Height of confidence
(198 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."
There are two type of studies:
(103 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...There are two type of studies:
1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
Height of coolness
(117 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
(117 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!
A Good / Best Teacher is who ....
(103 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
Tomorrow exam's cheat today!
(58 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
Stop only when we enter the examination hall
(159 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Silence and smile is the best..
(160 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5)Loading...SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Turning pages without reading
(120 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
Kehdo un parhne walon se
(121 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza
(107 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)