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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Recently fired stock trader

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A recently fired
stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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Wife:What is 10 years with me?

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Wife came home with a goat.

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

posted in Wife SMS

Position of husband is like a split A.C.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS


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Husband to a newly wed wife

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

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