Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Exams SMS messages, wishes, funny, jokes, text messages and result sms
Exam SMS / Text Messages
Excitement in Examz!!!...
(257 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
Loading...Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
Tomorrow is my exam
(180 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Tomorrow is my exam
But I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future.
~Thomas Edison
What's d height of hope??
(164 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
10 marks in an exam
(271 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
Silent message for all students
(114 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
Why student fails ?
(227 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)Loading...WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
To accomplish great things
(550 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?
(155 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.
Height of confidence
(198 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Height of confidence
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."
There are two type of studies:
(103 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...There are two type of studies:
1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
Height of coolness
(117 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>