Quote by Young Jeezy

Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is…

— Thomas Jefferson

Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.

— Green Monk

I wish you wouldn't make the strings such an important part of your arrangements because frankly they're only a tax dodge!

— Tommy Dorsey

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

— Jerry Seinfeld

Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even…

— Pat Paulsen

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

— Mark Steyn

For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline.

— Jake Owen

Taxation: how the sheep are shorn.

— Edward Abbey

And I will make it felony to drink small beer.

— William Shakespeare

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

— Jessica Cutler