Dad Quote by Yogi Berra

When have you ever sat down with your mates and said, 'Look, tell me about your dad?'

— John Bishop

This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.'

— Jimmy Fallon

“I'm going to tell Mom and Dad, you know?" "No, you're not." God, I couldn't stop laughing. When my sister thought about it for…

— Stephen Chbosky

“Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word you never, ever say in front of your mother] ridiculous.”

— Jennifer Echols

My mother, Yolanda, was a little girl who never grew up, and sometimes we would laugh, and I would say things like, 'Okay, so…

— Thalia

“The thing is I love my dad. My mom too. And I keep wondering what they're going to say when I tell them that…

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

When your parents yell at you, and you say I don't know what you're talking about. But in your mind you know exactly what…

— Daizjah Vandalisim C

People who knew Dad used to say at times I was brought up as the son Dad never had.

— Gina Rinehart

“It's hard to cook for kids, and when something doesn't appeal to them, instead of saying a polite no thank you, they instead break…

— Gabrielle Hamilton

People are always coming up to me and saying, 'I heard your dad's speech, and it's really great.' And they'll mention some place I…

— Bill Gates

It was a conversation that I didn't want to have with my parents to say mom and dad I missed my flight....

— Manti Te'o

Everybody I see, that's the first thing they think of when they see me: 'WHUUUUUT?' or 'YEEEAAAHHH!' But they don't realize that everybody and…

— Lil Jon