Able Quote by Whoopi Goldberg

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'

— Kate Clinton

Moms Mabley blazed a path for female stand-ups in a housecoat and floppy hat. Phyllis Diller worked equally hard to make herself unattractive to…

— Nell Scovell

Yes, there have been women in comedy. Moms Mabley was one of the earliest. She was an African American comedian; she often dressed up…

— Rebecca Traister

With the Lincoln assassination, the South didn't feel it could mourn along with the North. But Garfield was beloved by all the American people.…

— Candice Millard

Until that moment, I hadn't realized that I embarked on the project of touring historic sites and monuments having to do with the assassinations…

— Sarah Vowell

I'm not that familiar with Andrew Garfield, but if the powers that be chose him, I'm sure he'll be good.

— Stan Lee

I always felt that I was born in the wrong era. I wanted to be friends with John Garfield, for instance. He was one…

— Charlie Haden

Take the veto. Bush is the first president since James Garfield in 1881 not to veto a single bill. Garfield only had six months…

— Jim Cooper

There is a great deal of strength in Garfield's life and struggles as a self-made man… From poverty and obscurity, by labor at all…

— Rutherford B. Hayes

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

— Jim Davis

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

— Chris Pratt

Nerds are running the world. Andrew Garfield made a movie [called “The Social Network”] about it. Nerds are no longer pariahs and knowing how…

— Marc Webb

My girl got a fat cat, I call that shit Garfield.

— Lil Wayne

“I so much despise a man who blows his own horn, that I go to the other extreme.”

— Candice Millard

I definitely grew up on Garfield. I just loved his pessimism.

— El-P