Haircuts Quote by Wes Smith Download Open image “A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.” — Wes Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Haircuts Inspirational Irony Lasts
Haircuts are luxuries and, as such, should be as expensive as you can possibly afford. — Genesis P-Orridge Copy Share Image
When I met my husband, he had never spent more than £10 on a haircut. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I don't like to spend a lot of money on haircuts: I'll sometimes grow my hair and get an acting job and get them… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still… — Kelly Cutrone Copy Share Image
I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
A SWAT team surrounded my house and came in every door. But it happened because on the day that we split up, Madonna developed… — Sean Penn Copy Share Image
He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Learning how to shine a pair of shoes to me was like if you could do, you were like you were on your way… — Willie Herron Copy Share Image
While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on proper dress and grooming,… — Hugh Nibley Copy Share Image
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
When I was young I had this blonde haircut that was shaved on one side with a rat tail and tram lines in it,… — Kemp Muhl Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war. The objective is to win the Premiershp. I don't want to dominate, to finish… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
