"I've been on so many blind dates, I…" — Wendy Liebman
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."
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16 Quotes by Wendy Liebman
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was…
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold…
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I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a…
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart,…
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I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so…
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw…
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I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We…
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman,…
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