Outlaws Quote by Walt Kelly

“My hens all died and my plow is broke My well is dry and my yak just croaked My farm’s all rotted straight down…

— Kevin Hearne

“I said, smiling very wide and droogie: ‘Well, if it isn’t fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of…

— Anthony Burgess

“Good even, my fine young yeomen! Come clap this loon in irons.”

— J.K. Rowling

“With a gentle push, and a mild arc, the old cowhide globe hits home.” Yo-yoing” Leapin’ leaner” Hippity-hop” Good if it goes!” Frozen rope”…

— Hot Rod Hundley

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“The next person who tells me something like, "Squiggle-fuck the rightwise cock-swatter with a starboard jib," is going to get a knife to the…

— Scott Lynch

“Meat pies! Hot sausages! Inna bun! So fresh the pig h’an’t noticed they’re gone!”

— Terry Pratchett

“I was lounging in the kitchen, enjoying the small fermata between emptying the dishwasher and reloading it. It's a glamorous life.”

— Abbi Waxman

“Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you enuch jelly, thou”

— Anthony Burgess

“I said, 'Yes theres a lot to look a head to. Like croaking iron at Widders Dump. We do the croaking and they get…

— Russell Hoban

“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.”

— Graham Parke

“Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm 'Let me show you the beasts of the yard!' Here's a cow…

— Scott Lynch