Quote by Victor Borge Download Open image “A smile is the shortest distance between two people.” — Victor Borge ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Have you heard that a smile is the shortest distance between people? I love that! There is nothing like a genuine smile to create… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“This simple smile is the easiest expression to recognize. We found such smiles can be seen from further away (300 feet) and with a… — Paul Ekman Copy Share Image
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes. — Malcolm De Chazal Copy Share Image
A smile is an act of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. — Mother Theresa Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.” — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
