"A husband and his wife agreed that anytime……" — Zak

"A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a phone call so that the kids will not decode. One dey, the husband told his son 'tell your mother that daddy want's to make a phone call'. mother replies, tell your dad that the network is down today, Dad to his son, go tell your mother that if there is no network at home,I will go to a public phone, mother tells his son to go and tell his dad, if he dare goes to a public phone, I will open a call center at home'. Lmfaooo :p :D"

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