"...condom says to the tampon, You put me……" — Zak

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• Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up… — Joycelyn Elders
• There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say… — Dustin Hoffman
• Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin
• The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea - and please excuse me - that you guys call… — Emma Watson
• Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV… — Ashley Judd
• Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams
• Conservatives, who have presumed that the key to preventing AIDS is abstinence-only education, and liberals, who have focused on distribution… — Nicholas D. Kristof
• If you're going to have sex, use a condom. — Dennis Rodman
• The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry… — Emma Thompson
• But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some… — Emma Thompson
• Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are… — Bill Maher
• The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact… — Harry Styles

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