Funny quotes Quote by Twisted Hilarity

“Weirdly, strangely—wonderfully—he knew this was the moment he was touching the bottom, and he understood that from now on, however gradually, he would begin…

— Charlaine Harris

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“His hand had been resting just two inches above my shorts. Which is about five inches above my vagina. So… yeah, he was basically…

— R.S. Grey

You’re touching me,” I chided him. He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting every sensitive point I hadn’t even known I had.…

— Ilona Andrews

“Ooh, can you make it look like bugs are exploding out of my skin?" He dropped a few inches in his hovering. "Seriously?" "Could…

— Kiersten White

“At one point, his eyes flashed toward mine in the rearview mirror. It was just for an instant, but I felt the small twinge…

— Alexandra Bracken

“I hope he doesn't know he just touched my leg. And nothing happened.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“When his lips met mine, something inside me landed. I hadn't been aware that part of me hung loose and disconnected, but now it…

— Lauren K. Denton

“No problem.” His hand smacked into my ass, making me jump. Then, fingers lazily scratching at stubble, he sauntered into the bathroom. My butt…

— Kylie Scott

“How I loved the way he repeated what I myself had just repeated. It made me think of a caress, or of a gesture,…

— André Aciman

“Slowly, painfully, I let go. It was like prying my own fingers off the edge of the cliff. And that hurt too-particularly the falling…

— Robin McKinley

“The night didn't go so well because I broke his nose, which was an accident that happened when I hit him in the face…

— Cath Crowley