Quote by Tracy Ewens

“Human society is ninety percent muck that won't disperse to the appropriate location that’s why I chose the profession of plumber.”

— Rose Tremain

“The plumber plodded along in silence, like a man who has learned to be polite to lunatics through dealing with civil engineers.”

— Lindsey Davis

I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.

— Archie Bunker

One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.

— Ricky Jay

“I'm the bathroom master I'm a real bowl blaster Don't mess with me 'Cause I can mess it up faster With just one flush…

— R.U. Slime

“So if he'd been a plumber, ___ _____ would've been about toilets?" Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny :)”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?” “A smart one.”

— Shelly Laurenston

Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ...

— Nikhil Saluja

“I've got a bunch of plumbers with rifles I could put on a shuttle." The bridge went quiet.”

— James S.A. Corey

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You call me your girl one more time and I’m going to turn your gonads into plums and make jam out of them.”

— Kim Harrison

“I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.”

— Jarod Kintz