Career Quote by Rose Tremain

“Sweetie, there’s nothing ‘just’ about being a plumber. We are literally the person everyone calls when the shit hits the floor.”

— Tracy Ewens

“The plumber plodded along in silence, like a man who has learned to be polite to lunatics through dealing with civil engineers.”

— Lindsey Davis

Remember that 'plumber in space' is not such a bad setup for a story.

— Stephen King

I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.

— Archie Bunker

“Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?” “A smart one.”

— Shelly Laurenston

“From this foul drain the greatest stream of human industry flows out to fertilize the whole world. From this filthy sewer gold flows. Here…

— Alexis de Tocqueville

“Human resources? Is that what they're calling restrooms these days?”

— Sarah Schmutzer

One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.

— Ricky Jay

“And what is the state but a servant and a convenience for a large number of people, just like the electric light and the…

— Ayn Rand

“So if he'd been a plumber, ___ _____ would've been about toilets?" Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny :)”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“For its own sake, a civilized community could no more disregard equity than it dare tolerate an imperfect drainage system.”

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Pretending any historical age before proper indoor plumbing was a glorious epoch is a ludicrous delusion.”

— Jennifer Wright