History Quote by Jennifer Wright

“Human society is ninety percent muck that won't disperse to the appropriate location that’s why I chose the profession of plumber.”

— Rose Tremain

“For those who still believe our age’s disruptions match what happened after 1870, ask yourself which you would first give up, your iPhone or…

— Edward Luce

“I don't think I've become old. Just more aware of where the next lavatory is.”

— Terry Pratchett

I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.

— Leon Russell

“Those who are ignorant of history and the evolution of taste are apt at every turn to make the present age their standard, and…

— Anthony Ashley Cooper Shaftesbury

“I thought it such a shame that our culture had not devised a way to defang old age. A sophisticated civilization wouldn't ridicule senility,…

— Timothy Schaffert

“What seems strained - a mere triumph of perverse ingenuity - to one age, seems plain and obvious to another, so that our ancestors…

— C.S. Lewis

“This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I’ve used the restroom in my adult life.…

— Jen Lancaster

“every age has its folly”

— Jill Lepore

“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with…

— Rick Riordan

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“I felt like a toilet frog during the last three decades of the preceding century. (38)”

— Frans de Waal