God Quote by Tracey Ullman

If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts

— Nikhil Saluja

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

— Dana Gould

God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work.

— Bill Engvall

If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?

— Shannen Doherty

If god had wanted more sheep he'd have given us all a lot more hair...

— Ritu Ghatourey

If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.

— Johnny Carson

thus men forgot that all deities reside in the human breast.

— William Blake

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

— Victoria Wood

If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet.

— Ninon de L'Enclos

If God had intended for women to wear slacks, He would have constructed them differently.

— Emily Post

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

— George Carlin

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

— Victoria Wood